10 Reason why Warlocks need a nerf.

#0 - Jan. 10, 2007, 1:12 a.m.
Blizzard Post
1- You hats are much cooler than any class, http://www.thottbot.com/?i=5228 <--check it...poor old mages with there stain glass arcanist /pat.
2- Warlocks can also be gnomes! (Reported to GM btw, i also have a screenshot for proof!)
3-You guys can kill a warrior in beserker stance with Berserker buff,death wish and Recklness also using ToEP with 1 shot , ZOMG! :O
4- Your pets can talk, makes hunters feel sillah and giefs them small epeen..they can't even teach there pets to dance for christ sake!?
5- You have fear that lasts for 12 seconds and get shorter each time! it doesn't matter that almost every pvper uses his insignia, abilities or racials to break fear!
6- Death coil, don't get me started on this...if you guys didn't have this the game would be balanced why you ask? I would be able to kill you before you can do anything else! :D BALANCE FTW!
7-Am not sure about this one but am sure warlocks have a quest that rewards pie, nerf!
8- Your horseys have fire around there feet, don't worry i have already reported you for animal cruelty!
9- Your imp tries to reason with people and then kill them, where is teh logic!?
10- You can kill a opponent in full epixs, while yourselves having green..No matter how well you play you shouldn't win...why? because he has EPIXS...there liek..well trying to describe it the maths works out somthing like this EPIX OPPONENT vs GREEN OPPONENT = INSTANT WIN 4 EPIXS, why because he got EPIXS! i will say the word one more time for emphasis EPIXS.

Epixs - Definition - Makes you unkillable, Makes chance of nome sex 99% more possible, makes new players jaw drop..then followed by a question such as "Can u help me plx" "can i haf 1 g plx?" Allows you to play while afk, Enables you to conjure pie.

The way the game is now...well warlocks can kill other classes this is totally unacceptable...blizzard if you don't change it well i'll quit this game and go back to runescape(and mario) and get my mummy to write your company a very nasty letters containing very nasty words. That is all.

-Amrod.
#31 - Jan. 10, 2007, 2:26 p.m.
Blizzard Post
Q u o t e:
1- You hats are much cooler than any class, http://www.thottbot.com/?i=5228 <--check it...poor old mages with there stain glass arcanist /pat.
2- Warlocks can also be gnomes! (Reported to GM btw, i also have a screenshot for proof!)
3-You guys can kill a warrior in beserker stance with Berserker buff,death wish and Recklness also using ToEP with 1 shot , ZOMG! :O
4- Your pets can talk, makes hunters feel sillah and giefs them small epeen..they can't even teach there pets to dance for christ sake!?
5- You have fear that lasts for 12 seconds and get shorter each time! it doesn't matter that almost every pvper uses his insignia, abilities or racials to break fear!
6- Death coil, don't get me started on this...if you guys didn't have this the game would be balanced why you ask? I would be able to kill you before you can do anything else! :D BALANCE FTW!
7-Am not sure about this one but am sure warlocks have a quest that rewards pie, nerf!
8- Your horseys have fire around there feet, don't worry i have already reported you for animal cruelty!
9- Your imp tries to reason with people and then kill them, where is teh logic!?
10- You can kill a opponent in full epixs, while yourselves having green..No matter how well you play you shouldn't win...why? because he has EPIXS...there liek..well trying to describe it the maths works out somthing like this EPIX OPPONENT vs GREEN OPPONENT = INSTANT WIN 4 EPIXS, why because he got EPIXS! i will say the word one more time for emphasis EPIXS.

Epixs - Definition - Makes you unkillable, Makes chance of nome sex 99% more possible, makes new players jaw drop..then followed by a question such as "Can u help me plx" "can i haf 1 g plx?" Allows you to play while afk, Enables you to conjure pie.

The way the game is now...well warlocks can kill other classes this is totally unacceptable...blizzard if you don't change it well i'll quit this game and go back to runescape(and mario) and get my mummy to write your company a very nasty letters containing very nasty words. That is all.

-Amrod.




Hahaha... My lock'o'Matic and Troll Detector were both fully charged and I was so ready to lock and ban when I read the thread title. But I will give you a cookie instead :-)

*gives cookie*
#100 - April 24, 2007, 9:06 a.m.
Blizzard Post
My eyes twitched when I saw the topic... but then I lolled!