#1 - Sept. 11, 2013, 4:39 p.m.
But then - adding insult to injury - the very fine merchant Wizzig only sells costumes for Perky Pugs! Where is the sense in that? Who wants to carry around doggy poop bags and bathe a dog constantly?! I mean really! Perky Pug DRAGS HIS DIRTY BOTTOM ON THE FLOOR!
Ew.
Mr. Bigglesworth meowed in my ear that he is heartbroken that he cannot have a Pink Bow. I am afraid he's going to run away and help Kel'Thuzad take over the world in retaliation for this slight. I am watching him carefully to prevent his escape, but I am not responsible if he succeeds.
/sad.
