Trolls Need Suspenders

Serously Blizzard. Have you seen how high water we have to pull up our pants? Oh sure, we can use belts, but they are one size fits all. Yeah, like we can wear the same belt an orc can? I don't think so. I want suspenders. Not only could they take the place of using a belt three sizes too big, but they could be used as an alternate weapon. Think of how easy it could be to use them as a slingshot? It could even have a +skill to throwing on the suspenders. That would be SWEET. I'd like them to be rainbow colors too because I just loved Rainbow Brite as a kid. If you do not meet my demands I will drown these forums in troll tears from all my crying. Consider yourself warned.

Oh, and I want tap shoes too. Only because I want to be able to beg more effectively and I think tap shoes could be the edge I need.

I will start crying. I will do it. Don't make me let loose the saline gusher of the century!

Am I a lvl 1 wisp now?