"You've got Aggro!" clamps

#0 - March 29, 2007, 7:36 p.m.

Still a work in progress (patent pending), but the idea is a pretty good one:

USB powered clamps that issue a low-voltage shock when you pull agro from the MT in a raiding situation. Best if attached to your privates as the voltage might be too low to properly "encourage" you if attached to your nipples, etc.

Would you be interested in buying this product for the sake of guild progression?

Nethaera

#20 - March 29, 2007, 7:56 p.m.

It sounds painful and like a potential lawsuit. Could we expand on that idea to other things?

You broke a sheep- Zap
You cast AoE fear in a bad spot- Zap
Your pet aggroed a whole new room of mobs- Zap

It would keep people awake at least.

Nethaera

#28 - March 29, 2007, 8:02 p.m.

Q u o t e:

Having problems staying awake during raids?

I see you CM's HAVE done the SS trash then!

Actually, I start waking up later at night. The problem is staying awake for the drive home on some days. ;x This is the problem with being a night owl and not a morning person. Staying up to play isn't a problem for me. It's the waking up early the next morning that is. But I do it for YOU!

Nethaera

#50 - March 29, 2007, 9:38 p.m.

Q u o t e:
Could this be reversed to be used on Blizzard employees?
.....

No. Just no.