#0 - May 23, 2008, 10:51 p.m.
Feel free to ignore mine and post your own. I get wordy.
Me?
I talk out loud to any General Goods vendor in a manly man voice as if he's a military general. I'll walk up and say "Ah! The General. Good to see you..." among other things. Fortunately my wife plays too, and it is her wifely obligation to chuckle at this practice.
When people pop into vent, I'll greet them in an undead female voice... the really weary sounding one. Or do the "Aannd you aaarre?" from the males.
When I ask folks if they can play tonight and they tell me something like "I'm going to see Iron Man", I'll say "Cool.. what zone is he in?" or "Let me know what he drops".
I /fart promptly after Cannibalizing.
I /sniff the ladies.
I try to get our Male BE Paladin to dress up like a girl. I usually get the /no "Nnnnno." I laughed hard when he showed up at the dark portal dressed like a shirtless pirate.
Somehow my Dwarf turned into a total freak. I think it started with the "there's me hammer" joke. Male friend of mine plays a female human priest. I harass her like a little depraved, inebriated gremlin with my bald, red-bearded dorf. That's where the /sniff came from. And the day I realized the POV of a male dwarf is exactly in line with the human female breast was fun for all.
Also, any time a friend /follows in Ironforge, we both take a bath in the lava. It's how it has to be.