So my friend has a problem

My friend has a problem, my friend was sent to the shops to get the shopping and spent the shopping money on magic beans.

instead of just going home and telling their mummy they spent the shopping money on magic beans, my friend thought of a good idea, my friend hooked up with their good buddy off the internet that they have known for ages kim from north korea, now buddy kim wanted to cyber a girl on the internet but had trouble speaking english so offered my freiend a deal

if my friend would translate for their good buddy kim from north korea kim would swap the magic beans for some secret plans for a north korean voltron, my friend then spent 5 years learning north korean translated for kim and got the secret voltron plans which they procedded to spent a long time building.

ANd i was like bro you cant be building that north korean voltron %%%@ in civilised western society and my buddy was like "nothing you can do about it" so i broke that north korean crap.

My friend then started crying and is all mad at me and said that they are going to get their car alarm on me and poke children with sharp objects to make them cry when i go to the shops to get tissues to cry myself to sleep at night.


i think my friend is a bit of an idiot and should have just gone home and told mummy that they spent the shopping money on magic beans, i told my friend you build anymore north korean voltrons in civilised western society ill break them, and not to make me piss myself laughin by trying to get their car alarm on me.


I think my friend might be a village idiot of epic proportions