Slippery sloped slap in the face

#396 - June 21, 2012, 9:11 p.m.

Ghostcrawler,

Mind if I call you Greg? Great.

Look, we gotta talk. Every year I buy my wife a WoW plushy for her birthday, but there haven't been any new ones in some time now and there isn't a new one to buy.

How am I supposed to express my love and celebrate the day this world became a much better place without a soft fluffy facsimile of a world of Warcraft creature.

I know you're "busy" with some island expansion featuring Kung foo pandas and believe you me we are buying 2 collectors editions as soon as they come up for pre-order but you're leaving me in quite the pickle.

Sure, maybe MAYBE the iPad I'm getting her, and the garden I'm building for her might be enough for her not to leave me, but that's an awfully big gamble I'm not willing to risk.

You've got a month to make something happen Mr Street. Plushy baby hippogryph is my suggestion, or perhaps a baby blizzard bear. Maybe a baby blizzard bear ridding the
Hippogryph, or if you want to be an over-achiever and get yourself squared away for some years just release all of the children's week pets in plush form.

Thanks in advance for saving my marriage.

#398 - June 21, 2012, 9:25 p.m.

I'm sorry to inform you that Ghostcrawler does not work on the plushies. However, I can pass along your plea to the appropriate folks within the company. I can't guarantee any new ones, but you can at least tell your wife that you tried and in the end, that's what really matters. ;)

That's not what we want to hear.. we want Plushies! What do we want? PLUSHIES! When do we want them? NAO!! :P