Protection man, protection man

#0 - April 9, 2008, 4:04 p.m.

Protection man, Protection man
Doing the things protection can
What's he like? It's not important
Protection man

Is he a tank, or is he a specc?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or do the mobs get him instead?
Nobody knows, Protection man

Retribution man, Retribution man
Retribution man hates protection man
They have a fight, Retribution wins
Retribution man

Enhancement man, Enhancement man
Continually ignored enhancement man
Usually kind to melee man
Enhancement man

He's got a watch with a windfury hand,
Mortal strike hand and a fire hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, Enhancement man

Feral man, feral man
Hit on the head with a nerfing pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Feral man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with feral man?
Degraded man, feral man

Retribution man, Retribution man
Retribution man hates feral man
They have a fight, Retribution wins
Retribution man

blatant spoof of a very fun They Might be Giants song

Nethaera

#1 - April 9, 2008, 4:05 p.m.

Now I have that song stuck in my head.

Nethaera

#12 - April 9, 2008, 4:11 p.m.

Q u o t e:

Hum Birdhouse In Your Soul. It goes away.

That worked, but now I have Birdhouse in Your Soul in my head...

Nethaera

#20 - April 9, 2008, 4:15 p.m.

Q u o t e:
Is it sad I saw the title and started humming "Particle Man" before I even clicked the link?

No. I did the same thing. And now it's back in my head. I need mental gargle to clear it and all other songs out. lol