6 Reasons Why I Won't Play WoW @ a Net Cafe

1. 50% of the guys in the cafe trying to hit on me
2. Greasy Keyboards
3. Overpriced access
4. Every guy in the cafe complimenting my character in hoping ill date them
5. You
6. Odours that smack you in the face when you enter. ( do these people use deodorant ?! )