You No Take Candle!

#0 - Jan. 25, 2008, 6:57 p.m.
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Kobold dig through earth and clay
Little light to show the way
Kobold hope that some day
Kobold have his own dark place

Kobold know he look like rat
But Kobold show he more than that
Kobold, he is more like man
Kobold think...so Kobold am

Kobold work for shiny things
Metal that shines and jewels that gleam
Kobold hope that soon he will
Have Kobold smile like Goldtooth's grill

Kobold want to have a life
With Kobold kids and Kobold wife
So Kobold dig and scratch and pick
Below the dirt where air is thick

Beware you heroes who venture in
To take our gold and take our tin
Kobold throw pick, Kobold say:

"You no take candle!"

Not today


**edited for correct Kobold speech...wrote it when I woke up at 4:30 Friday morning so...yeah**
#7 - Jan. 25, 2008, 8 p.m.
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Q u o t e:
Kobold dig through earth and clay
Little light to show the way
Kobold hope that some day
Kobold have his own dark place

Kobold know he look like rat
But Kobold show he more than that
Kobold, he is more like man
Kobold think...so Kobold am

Kobold work for shiny things
Metal that shines and jewels that gleam
Kobold hope that soon he will
Have Kobold smile like Goldtooth's grill

Kobold want to have a life
With Kobold kids and Kobold wife
So Kobold dig and scratch and pick
Below the dirt where air is thick

Beware you heroes who venture in
To take our gold and take our tin
Kobold throw pick, Kobold say:

"You take no candle!"

Not today


I liked it.
#15 - Jan. 25, 2008, 8:07 p.m.
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Q u o t e:
I'm a little pally, short and stout
Here is my hammer, here is my mount
When I get in trouble, hear me shout
Pop my bub
And hearth right out!


I can see that in my head. Scary. ;)
#24 - Jan. 25, 2008, 8:20 p.m.
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haha, i should hope so :P

that one was thought up way back in the days of the original friends and family alpha or the closed beta, one of the two. we used it as our battle cry since we were horde. it was pretty fun.


You know, I think I actually remember seeing it back then.