What solidifies your place in Nerd Culture?

I wear a silver replica of the one ring of power around my neck. I dont take off to bathe, eat, or sleep.

As I recall:

Three rings for the elven kings under the sky,
Seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for mortal men doomed to die,
One for the dark lord upon his dark throne
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.
One ring to rule the all, one ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all and, in the darkness, bind them
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.


What about you, general?