#0 - Aug. 25, 2010, 10:42 p.m.
Q u o t e:
Our in-game customer service representatives are available around the clock to assist you with all your account needs.
your account can and will be disabled.An email has been sent to the registered address on the account with the reason for this temporary closure. If you would like to appeal this decision or did not receive the message please contact our Account Administration team via our webform.
We need to confirm you are the original owner of the account.
We have the evidence to prove that your account involved in the controversial game currency transaction
To ensure the legitimacy of your account, The investigation will be continued by Blizzard administration to determine the action to be taken against your account.
To ensure the legitimacy of your account.
If you did NOT make any changes to your account or subscription, we recommend you login to Account Management at the following link to review your account settings:
(spoofed web link removed)
Before you cancel your subscription online, we would love to hear from you by telephone. There are many steps that our representatives can take to address any problems you may be experiencing. Please call us at
1-800-59-BLIZZARD (800-592-5499) to talk to a Blizzard representative. If you still want to deactivate your subscription online? please answer the following questions to help improve the overall quality of the game:
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It's like they took pieces from several legit e-mails and fused them together, even though they have nothing to do with each other.
This one is part threat (temp closure, "controversial game currency transaction"), part change notification, and part subscription cancellation notification...
It's almost like the person who put this together doesn't speak English, and doesn't understand the inherent contradictions. *cough*
Forwarded to hacks@blizzard.com already. Figured you guys could use a good laugh.
