GM ticket rhyme

#0 - July 8, 2010, 1:20 a.m.

A rhyme for all you Blizzard GM’s in the house:

Answer me my greatest plea.
Will you work your powers for me?
Restore my toons once and for all,
Before my fist dents the wall.
This lack or service takes so long,
I would almost wear a thong.
Horde or Alliance, I don’t care!
I just crapped my underwearâ€¦ :D

I hope it rhymes, I'm all hopped up on cheese sticks and guinness. /Brilliant! :)

Vrakthris

#3 - July 8, 2010, 2:17 a.m.

Seaminus, I understand your plight
though I hope you understand
you seem to have shared your account
and now you need a hand.

It is a violation of our policies
you know this to be true
and even though you broke the rules
we're still willing to help you.

Hopefully it is clear now
why account sharing isn't allowed
it can cause a number of issues
that will most often bring you down

Response times are a bit lengthy
though I wouldn't say the that this
would constitute a lack of service
as we still endeavor to assist

Patience and understanding
can be your lifelong friends
if you give us time to fix it
you won't need Depends.