#0 - July 6, 2010, 7:54 p.m.
I think it's fairly obvious this is an elaborate hoax by Blizzard. Sure, it's not April 1st, but Blizzard is just not this dumb. Really. They aren't. Despite how many times they've unjustifiably nerfed your class, they are not stupid enough to honestly think this a good idea.
When you eliminate what is impossible, what remains must be true: we have all been victim to the best troll post ever.