The item to your left

#1 - May 13, 2011, 7:23 p.m.
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Is now your only weapon against a horde of zombies.

Stapler.

No staples.



;[
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#109 - May 13, 2011, 9:34 p.m.
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Is now your only weapon against a horde of zombies.

Stapler.

No staples.



;[


I have a pen. I don't think it will phase the zombies in the slightest.
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#312 - May 14, 2011, 12:24 a.m.
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05/13/2011 02:21 PMPosted by Inígo
I have a pen. I don't think it will phase the zombies in the slightest.

I do not think that means what you think it means. (Yeah, I'm being a grammar jerk. OK, how about comical instead?)
Phasing only works in-game!


Now, if you stabbed their eyes out with the pen, maybe that would faze them. ;)


Back on topic: My computer tower sits to my left. Its front air-vent has two cutouts that would serve very well as handles. I think I'm good!


No, I was hoping it could be a "pen is mightier than the sword" moment and I could phase away from them or phase them away from me. :/ No way it would faze them at all unless one of us phased.