Prove you've been playing since Vanilla.

Fellow WoW veterans,

I often run into people who claim to have been "playing since Vanilla" when they obviously haven't. I have no idea why they do this. Let us take a moment to share stories of fake Vanilla players and prove to the world that we're friggin' legit.

PROOF
http://www.warcraftrealms.com/charsheet/8940729
First Seen: Jun 01, 05

STORY
To quote a faker from the other day: "Alliance used to win battlegrounds all the time in Vanilla. Of course, back then the Horde didn't have Paladins, so Alliance players were faster [referring to Crusader Aura, which was implemented with Burning Crusade]."

inb4 "I've been playing since Beta."