The Nerf Bat

#0 - April 6, 2010, 12:58 a.m.
Blizzard Post
Blizzard Board: "Alright, so we gave dots a chance to crit for an insane amount. What else can we do to make shadow priests imposable to kill"

Blizzard Board Num 2: "I know! lets give them not only the fear they have but another one that makes the target disarmed, so the priest has time to re-bubble, fear, drink, do their taxes come back, mind sear and profit

Blizzard Board: "Amazing idea! you get a raise."

Blizzard Board: "Next topic should we allow warriors to be disarmed in skill-wind? Sure why not that is only the coolest move they get so lets allow it to be useless against almost every class in wow!"


Lets all qq about pally bubbles and skillwind, as shadow priests dot u up, as hunters/shamans burst u down from a distance, don't worry hunters they will buff your disengage so u can jump to the moon and snipe from there as your pet with 25k hp rips clothies a new hole. Shamans, if u get even close to them with out getting hit with a 10k fire ball to the throat let me know. Rogues yea, lets give em shadow dance so they can cheap shot me 4 times in a row as i QQ because my bubble is on cd after being mass dispelled. Mages, frost bolt frost bolt mirror image frost bolt frost bolt, must be a fun class to play. Lets get a SS of a resto druids action bars. Bet you all the gold on my account that every box has a cyclone macro. Locks ^ see shadow priest qq line above same concept, give em a bubble that has no real cd on it. Pally, they hit hard but what class doesn't, don't worry our huge cd on bubbles will get bumped to 3 hours because its SOOO OP! Oh and my favorite, Dk's no matter how good u think you are....you cant tank, its a proven fact. "We wont be adding any new classes in cataclysm, we did that last time and it ruined the game" <--- blue post

Feel free to QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ cuz i did, and it felt good. Make fun of me bash me, rip on classes yada yada yada
#12 - April 6, 2010, 1:18 a.m.
Blizzard Post
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"We wont be adding any new classes in cataclysm, we did that last time and it ruined the game" <--- blue post

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