Screw the Trolls.

#0 - March 12, 2010, 3:37 p.m.
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I am here to remove the trolls as the "god" status they hold on the forums.

The Dwarves as being the supreme Alliance race is something I DO NOT have a problem with.

Why the trolls?

They are not as bulky nor beefed up like a Dwarf, hell they just have slight more muscle than a Blood Elf.
They are barefoot. No Shoes. They Look like freaking Hobos, If trolls don't scream savage then...IDK.

They have crap lore, and Freeload from Glorious Orcs in Orgrimmar. They DO NOTHING. AT ALL. ( I'm talking about the Horde Trolls)


Look at the Dwarves:
They Have Beards.
Look at a Dwarf in plate. Look at a Troll in Plate.

They Drink for their 3 daily meals.
They have a big Sexy City. Sexier than Stormwind.
A great King with Equally awesome brothers. THEY DO SOMETHING.

Who should be the new forum Awesome Horde Equivalent?

THE TAUREN:


They Have a BIG city that they can call their own, they aren't freeloaders. Cairne is a beast.(no pun)
The Tauren Look sexy in Plate. They don't have shoes, but they aren't Bare Foot savages.
Dwarves and Tauren have their respective mounts dropped in the opposite factions, Brewfest Events.

Face it trolls, you have NOTHING, nothing except praise from the forums. Any other race contribute more than you. You guys love to talk about other races, especially Gnomes.

Why are Gnomes bashed so much about not being able to take back Gnomeregan from level 28 Elites, when the Trolls can't fight back against level 10 non elites?

FOR THE DWARVES!
FOR THE TAUREN!


/spit on trolls


#94 - March 13, 2010, 1:34 a.m.
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Q u o t e:
I am here to remove the trolls as the "god" status they hold on the forums.

The Dwarves as being the supreme Alliance race is something I DO NOT have a problem with.

Why the trolls?

They are not as bulky nor beefed up like a Dwarf, hell they just have slight more muscle than a Blood Elf.
They are barefoot. No Shoes. They Look like freaking Hobos, If trolls don't scream savage then...IDK.

They have crap lore, and Freeload from Glorious Orcs in Orgrimmar. They DO NOTHING. AT ALL. ( I'm talking about the Horde Trolls)


Look at the Dwarves:
They Have Beards.
Look at a Dwarf in plate. Look at a Troll in Plate.

They Drink for their 3 daily meals.
They have a big Sexy City. Sexier than Stormwind.
A great King with Equally awesome brothers. THEY DO SOMETHING.

Who should be the new forum Awesome Horde Equivalent?

THE TAUREN:


They Have a BIG city that they can call their own, they aren't freeloaders. Cairne is a beast.(no pun)
The Tauren Look sexy in Plate. They don't have shoes, but they aren't Bare Foot savages.
Dwarves and Tauren have their respective mounts dropped in the opposite factions, Brewfest Events.

Face it trolls, you have NOTHING, nothing except praise from the forums. Any other race contribute more than you. You guys love to talk about other races, especially Gnomes.

Why are Gnomes bashed so much about not being able to take back Gnomeregan from level 28 Elites, when the Trolls can't fight back against level 10 non elites?

FOR THE DWARVES!
FOR THE TAUREN!


/spit on trolls




Trolls are amazing, and normally I'd say these types of things are subjective -- in this case "You're wrong!!!" :P

In short, you're on my list!
#98 - March 13, 2010, 1:36 a.m.
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Q u o t e:

You have a list...?


I do, and he's the only person on it...

No, I don't have a list...I just like to tell people they are on my list. :D
#117 - March 13, 2010, 1:48 a.m.
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2 Blue posts in 2 different threads that I made.

Whoa.

Taurens have a city, Trolls don't.

Great races have a city. Like The Dwarves, Eye. Unlike those Trolls :-p


Look, please don't make me and all my other troll friends form a Troll-Voltron (Trolltron)...