#1 - April 14, 2011, 11:21 p.m.
Horde gets Taurens who are by far the superior fuzzies. Here's my list of why they are the better fuzzies.
1 - They are really big.
2 - They have crackers.
3 - They are fuzzy
But the Alliance gets shafted with the Worgens, who are inferior because
1 - They are not as big
2 - They lack crackers
3 - They are less fuzzy and they smell funny.
4 - They lack tails.
5 - All day long they just go Sniff Sniff Sniff. My bum is not that interesting dog man person!
as a gnome i prefer the Tauren for the following reason.
1 - Our pairing would make an awesome sitcom. Just picture it, a Tauren with a wacky gnome sidekick who spend their days defeating evil and then mocking blood elf males whose hair is thinning.
2 - Taurens have shoulders a gnome can really ride on, unlike the Worgen shoulder which is too narrow .
3 - Taurens can fastball special me. Worgens lack the necessary upper body strength.
4 - Taurens don't stand around sniffing everyone's bottoms. All you hear in cities is sniff sniff sniff and then when you turn around the worgen tries to act like it wasn't trying to smell your bottom. Seriously worgen, its weird.
So in the end i think i have scientifically and unequivocally proved that Taurens are the best of the fuzzies, and that Alliance has not been given Fuzzies of sufficient quality.
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