Give me a Whip

Papa blizz, i would like to be able to whip people, goldshire is kind of a zoo. With this whip, I'll make people of goldshire docile and they will follow my autorithy. I'll remake this inn into something greater and everyone will be allow to have a good meal, to see mail box dancers and have a good time for free.

Also whip noise will be crucial in this operation. Thanks.