If your character was a Hearthstone Card?

Hello people and people like things!

I was looking through my Hearthstone collection and started wondering, "If I my character was a Hearthstone Card, what would it be?"

So I figured I would break up some of the saltiness around here and ask the same question on the forum.

So, if your character was a Hearthstone card, what would it say/do? What would their stats be? Why would people want you to be buffed and/or nerfed?