Forum boss battle - Blue Tracker

#1 - Sept. 30, 2016, 1:06 a.m.

<DBM> "General Discussion" (Mythic) has been engaged. Good luck and have fun! :)

ITT: Create a boss mechanic that would work as part of this fight. :P I'll start:

Fight consists of the raid group collaborating to write a forum post. The goal is to collect as many upvotes as possible. Insulting LFR results in an instant wipe.

Ornyx

Community Manager

#8 - Sept. 30, 2016, 1:13 a.m.

*ORNYX CHEATS!*
*Summons 5 "White Knight" Adds*

Ornyx

Community Manager

#30 - Sept. 30, 2016, 1:46 a.m.

*Phase 2: Why did a Blue post here? - Forum boss is immune*

*Forums on Fire - During Phase 2, threads are set on fire at random in reaction to the Blue post. If you open a thread that is "on fire", you will summon the <NoFlyNoBuy> mob, which will cast "Unsubscribe" at random intervals and deduct roughly 30,000g from each raid member to pay for a WoW Token.*

*Various adds spawn during Phase 2*

<White Knight> and <Downvote Fairies> from Phase 1 continue to spawn.
<Disgruntled Forum Poster> casts "Insult" on raid members, lowering their desire to press on: -50% typing speed, if dispelled, passes to a nearby raid member until <Disgruntled Forum Poster> is downvoted 50 times.
<Hooves> casts "Sunday Funday" on raid members, causing explosions of rage across the raid for 24 hours: If of a Draenei raid member posts within 1 minute of you, you die.

*Phase 2 ends on Monday*

Ornyx

Community Manager

#45 - Sept. 30, 2016, 2:03 a.m.

09/29/2016 06:52 PMPosted by Stabriel
09/29/2016 06:46 PMPosted by Ornyx
*Phase 2: Why did a Blue post here? - Forum boss is immune*

*Forums on Fire - During Phase 2, threads are set on fire at random in reaction to the Blue post. If you open a thread that is "on fire", you will summon the <NoFlyNoBuy> mob, which will cast "Unsubscribe" at random intervals and deduct roughly 30,000g from each raid member to pay for a WoW Token.*

*Various adds spawn during Phase 2*
<White Knight> and <Downvote Fairies> from Phase 1 continue to spawn.
<Disgruntled Forum Poster> casts "Insult" on raid members, lowering their desire to press on: -50% typing speed, if dispelled, passes to a nearby raid member until <Disgruntled Forum Poster> is downvoted 50 times.
<Hooves> casts "Sunday Funday" on raid members, causing explosions of rage across the raid for 24 hours: If of a Draenei raid member posts within 1 minute of you, you die.

*Phase 2 ends on Monday*
Hey memelord, try addressing a real thread for once, thanks:
http://us.battle.net/forums/en/wow/topic/20749366911?page=1

*Phase 3 - Class Tuning Hotfix*

<Rogue> boss spawns and casts kick repeatedly, interrupting all conversation until downvoted 100 times.

Ornyx

Community Manager

#72 - Sept. 30, 2016, 2:29 a.m.

Female dwarf priest joins raid
Casts holy nova to dispel form doom and gloom

*ORNYX CHEATS*
*Casts "Race Change" on Dwarf Priest*
*Dwarf Priest becomes Draenei Priest*

Ornyx

Community Manager

#77 - Sept. 30, 2016, 2:33 a.m.

09/29/2016 07:31 PMPosted by Zîegler
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*Zîegler casts "Full Stop", freezing the adds for 10 posts*

QUICK MOAR DOWNVOTES!!

Ornyx

Community Manager

#95 - Sept. 30, 2016, 2:52 a.m.

Alright guys, this isn't going well - let's wipe it up...

Someone drop a feast. Does anything have a wrist brace? Looks like Ziegler needs a therapist before she's at full strength.