#0 - July 13, 2009, 6:14 p.m.
So I'm questing Howling Fjord and when I go into the Inn at Westguard I see a female Gnome at the bar. When I talk to her, she's drunk and her speech is slurred. "Okay, I a drunk Gnome" I say to myself casually. But when I go over to Valgarde I see yet ANOTHER drunk Gnome. This time he's dancing on the table!
What's the deal man? What are you trying to say about ush? You guys have been dogging us Gnomes since the begin. First it was that "make them swim" nonshense in Black Morass and now we can't even BUY our way into a WoW cimena.. cinemanti... shimena... a WoW film.
AND DON'T GIMME THAT DUMB JOKE "OH, THEY WERE THERE. THEY WERE JUS BELOW CAMERA HAHAHA!"!! I'M TRYING TO CUT BACK TO ONLY HEARING THAT FIFTEEN THOUSAND TIMES A DAY!!
I'm sorry I didn't mean that. Come here man, I love you.
mmmmmm I need some freakin' waffles.
