#0 - June 30, 2009, 4:07 p.m.
Guess we’ll go back home and get jobs or something…
PATCH 3.5 Mysteries of the Cubicle!!!!!!!
The air-conditioned winds of the fluorescent-lit office buildings beckon forth to all those willing to work 9-5 with mediocre medical benefits and no dental!
Will you answer the call!?!?!?!!?
Enter this savage land of team status update reports and printers so unwieldy that they threaten to have you call Goblin tech support and wait for fifteen minutes just so you can print out that new single-page memo about the attached notes that must go on all new invoices!
Finally, player housing will be coming to World of Warcraft in the form of the cubicle! Adorn it with the trophies of your adventures! Put up that souvenir picture of you and your family screaming on the roller coaster at Six Flags! Hang the mighty Hello Kitty plush doll from the halls of your tope-colored adobe! Tape a few photos of your current boyfriend or girlfriend to the side of your monitor just to prove to your coworkers that “Yes, I have a life outside of this office...sort of”
A whole new raid instance…The Conference Room! Raid groups will find new challenges awaiting them as they take on The Human Resources Seminar on Proper Workplace Attire. Beware, Orc warrior with spiky shoulder pads that are a hazard in a work place environment, for you will surely feel the pain of business casual.
PVP takes on a whole new meaning as the Alliance and Horde compete to become the lead regional supplier of maplewood seeds in Azeroth. See how much you can sell, newb!
Your definition of “Epic” is about to be shattered!!!!!
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