#0 - June 18, 2009, 3:31 p.m.
Sources say that the World of Warcraft community has been accumulating tears from subscribers in their public forms. There is a possibility that all these tears have been gathered up for a bigger master plan initiated by Blizzard - which is speculated to induce heavy rains and storms in different parts of the world. There is a very high possibility that all these tears will soon merge together to be a vast ocean, and then to add up to Global Warming, drowning us all!
This is
impeccable! Unacceptable! Inconceivable!
That is all for the weather report today. Back to you, Shirley...