It's nearly over for WoW

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SW: TOR
FFXIV
Aion
Blizzard's new MMO

Another 16 months at best and it's over.

Omg, this is like the 4th time it's been over for us! The horror....the unmitigated horror! Should I post my resume on Monster now or wait?

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I'm hiring servants if you're interested...

Are you planning on taking over the world? Because I've been looking for some good Goon/Thug/Secret Weapon work.

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nothing derails a thread like the new community managers

Define new.

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The expiration date hasn't been passed yet?

Hm, when does Magically Reinforced Felsteel and Adamantium expire?

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When Magically Reinforced Saronite and Titanium hit the market. Not to mention the production going on in the Abomination wing

Flesh Titans ftw.

I'm just a T-800 in a T-1000 world. =(

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Crygil I'm willing to offer you a full upgrade to the latest Fel Reaver 2.0 if you decide to work for me. You will find that your HP will be buffed to 27.5 million and you will receive the level of ?? (which is actually level two but blizzard doesn't want to make people feel bad about wiping to a level two... though you would probably know that right?). Your damage will also be buffed to over 9000 and your discarded panels will now destroy the wearer as soon as they are equipped. You will also shoot swords from your eyes and those swords will shoot lasers that shoot swords. You will earn the title "High Overlord" and will be practically unkillable as long as nobody spills water on you. If this does in fact happen you will turn into Chuck Norris, round house kick the water in the head, and then turn back into your normal self and explode.

In addition to all of this you will also receive several comical T-*@!*s such as: " I survived barrens chat " and " OMG WHY HASN'T ANYONE NOTICED THAT WARRIORS CAN DUEL WIELD USF AND IMO"

You will be painted red and every Christmas be equipped with a red hat. Watch out as some high level players will be jelouz of your hat and kill you just to wear it. (you wont actually die, you will just get stupidly bored and fall into a trance, since everyone knows Fel Reavers cant sleep.) Because racial restrictions no longer apply to mounts you will also receive a retarded turkey to ride on. Specialized Punting Taurens that work for me will also teach you the art of punting gnomes.


You will be paid with over 9000 gnome souls a month and in the highly unlikely event that you crush your retarded turkey it will be replaced with a retarded mechanical chicken.

Your work will include underwear and hand modeling.



Think you are up for the job?

Please reply via this thread. Thank you for your time.



OMG RED WRITING INC

I couldn't commit, no sword-chucks. Next time, include those in your upgrade package and you've got a deal... Oh and yeah lose that whole vulnerability thing (or at least keep it under-wraps.)