Guilds, guilds, guilds.

I need some feedback from the General masses.

I've been in a number of guilds on different server types, and I keep finding one recurring theme: Everyone apparently expects you to be a comedic genius and entertain them on vent, or at least, sit patiently and listen to them talk about pretty much everyday nothings. If you don't, you're apparently low tier.

Why?! Can't you people just let me raid in peace? I don't care about your dog, your bills, your flaming basketball slam dunk marathon. I just want to be left alone with my toaster and radio. I just want to open my window and scream, "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

I, apparently, need a guild of quiet people in real life.