I want to marry my followers...

#1 - April 26, 2015, 12:55 a.m.

...no, not in terms of me being married to them, but being married to each other. At my whim and command. Even if they don't like each other. Even if they're not biologically compatible (yes, even my Apexis Robot thingy is marrying someone).

They're in my Garrison, taking up my space, and breathing my air. They will do what I say or be killed until they die from it.

Besides, there were rumors of battle pet breeding that didn't come true in WOD. We need follower breeding.

THIS, I COMMAND!

Zarhym

Community Manager

#13 - April 26, 2015, 1:13 a.m.

Guys I'm worried.

Zarhym

Community Manager

#28 - April 26, 2015, 1:36 a.m.

04/25/2015 06:15 PMPosted by Ammako
Hell no! I'm not going to let anyone else marry Fiona.

lol

Zarhym

Community Manager

#31 - April 26, 2015, 1:37 a.m.

04/25/2015 06:08 PMPosted by Boffo
04/25/2015 06:04 PMPosted by Fanden
How does one "be killed" until they die from it?

Someone get this person a DVD of Hot Shots, Part Deux!

The reference wasn't lost on me. I did appreciate it. ;)

Zarhym

Community Manager

#87 - April 26, 2015, 4:09 a.m.

04/25/2015 08:51 PMPosted by Eyrinjia
04/25/2015 08:23 PMPosted by Jazrozi
...
No one really knows.

No, Millhouse is a guy. Rukaryx is a girl.

No one, I say NO ONE, is taking away my flying baby gnomes. It'll be just like The Bugaloos (an early 70s live-action Saturday morning kids show).

The flying gnomes
The flying gnomes
We're in the air and everywhere
Flyin' high
Flyin' loose
Flyin' free as a summer breeze
Happy as a summer breeze

(Kazoo solo!!!)

The flying gnomes
The flying gnomes
We're in the air and everywhere!!!

I play a gnome and the image this left me with is still terrifying. ^.^