Critters ruined WoW

I can't quest anymore, or level an alt because of critters. Every time I go out of a town and try to quest I see that damn little frog or rabbit and I just CAN'T resist! And one isn't enough, no, because the gratification I get when I usually crit and destroy some critter with 1/1000 the health of my crit damage, I go and seek critters out.

But here's the real awful truth, they programmed the game to respawn critters whenever you kill them. Every time I kill that damn frog it comes back as soon as I kill it! I kill it and get the faintest relief that I can escape this hell of being fascinated and appalled by critters, but as soon as I turn my screen ANOTHER ONE POPS UP!

Critters are killing me. They are everywhere. I cannot escape.