Why are the Tauren cowards?

Okay, something I've been noticing since 3.0 came out - and once I thought about it, really all through the Burning Crusade as well : The Tauren are cowards!

I first began to notice it in Borean Tundra and Howling Fjord, in the beginning quests introducing that waste of a race, the Taunka. All I kept hearing from them over and over was, "My people are leaving. The land has turned evil." Well, let me tell you two things, you bovine waste of space - 1) Of course the land is evil. IT'S NORTHREND. And 2) While your people are leaving, MY people are moving in, and setting up bases and forward battle lines. You go ahead and leave... it makes more room for the REAL Horde.

The next major time I noticed this was the battle for the Undercity. I saw Thrall there. I saw Sylvanous there. I saw Vol'Jin there (though all he did was chill on his ride). I utterly (udderly?) missed Cairne. I'm sure it was just an oversight, because Cairne would never leave his Warchief high and dry, would he? No TRUE warrior would...

When I brought that idea up to one of my guildies, he asked me where my pansy Blood Elf leader was during the battle for the Undercity - I pointed out to him that the Blood Elves don't have a real leader, because he's busy being a Raid Boss / 5 Man Boss... and if he wanted evidence of Blood Elf participation in the war, he needed only look to multiple Blood Elf camps all over Azeroth and Outland, and the entire Isle of Quel'danas.

It's even in the little things, too. I went to the little chapel in the Argent Pavilion at the tournament grounds, and saw 4 members of the horde there. Guess which race was NOT there in reflection? I guess we can add "irreverent" to the list as well.

So why do these useless, cowardly, wastes of healing get to continue to call themselves members of the Horde?


TL;DR : Taurens are cowards, and don't deserve to be in the Horde.