Deserted Island: What do you take?

Your character is stranded on a deserted island (not dessert island) and they must decide what items to keep with them. What character is it, and what do they choose? Also, what would they do to keep their self entertained?

They can have one main hand and one off-hand item.
They can have one armor set or clothing set.
They can have one primary profession (all secondaries are automatic:First Aid, Cooking, and fishing)
They are allowed one fun item and one non combat pet.

*You can't fly off or portal off. :)


(How in the world did they even get stranded on a desert island anyway?)

As always, keep it clean and positive please.

You can't portal out or fly out btw. You must have made some powerful magic user very unhappy.

Q u o t e:
My main Warlock... I'd have my demons, so no worries there... I'd find a nice place to swim, cast [Unending Breath] and go home. :P

(Only said we couldn't fly or port, and as everyone knows... WARLOCKS DON'T PORT!) XD

Boy, I sure hope you don't have to swim past the Maelstrom...

Updated the title to say deserted. I'm still caffeinating.

Direbrew's Remote. Not that I want to leave the island or anything, just quick access to a bar, I just need a way to go back to the island afterward.