I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

WHERE IS 3.1?!

I WANTS MAH PATCH MAAAAN!

I wants mah 30 minute cd!
I wants mah mounties dat can swim!
I wants mah Uludar!
I wants mah Dualistic Species!
I wants mah buffs!
I wants yo nurfs!
I wants mah horday chickan!
I wants mah color blind option!
I wants mah equipment manager!
I wants mah class role LFG!
I wants yo mama!

I WANTS MAH PATCH 3.1!!!