Mobile Authenticator Now Available!

#0 - April 1, 2009, 2:13 a.m.
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Haha!!! April Fools! obviously this type of technology does not exist yet.... hahahaha....
#1 - April 1, 2009, 2:26 a.m.
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Haha!!! April Fools! obviously this type of technology does not exist yet.... hahahaha....

Given the reality of the online conversation between you and me, I'd have to assert that the mobile authenticator could be more real than you, as I have no way of knowing whether or not you're just a creative AI focused on spreading weird rumors on video game forums. :p
#7 - April 1, 2009, 2:32 a.m.
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Why does it say that you're number 2 when you're actually number 3?

Do not try to conceptualize the second post. That's impossible... only try to realize the truth. There is no 2.
#11 - April 1, 2009, 2:42 a.m.
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Do you really know if anything exists? Can you empirically prove your own existence? Can you do that without making any assumptions that you can not substantiate?

I want a pancake.

I'm just a CM. I probably can't answer those questions to your satisfaction. Maintaining the existential theme though, I'll just say I'm eating pancakes right now simply because I believe in the occurrence.
#14 - April 1, 2009, 2:53 a.m.
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Ugh, Pancakes. You know I don't support waffles either.

GO FRENCH TOAST!

....just getting that out there

I feel like my continual responses to threads are like pancakes... all exciting at first, but by the end you're sick of 'em.
#19 - April 1, 2009, 3:10 a.m.
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It wasn't exciting at first either. Sorry bro. I'm more of a waffle man anyway.

I like waffles better than pancakes. Because waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps. They say to syrup, "you ain't going anywhere, don't even be trying to creep down the sides. Just rest in these squares. If one square is full, move on. When you hit butter, split up."