Ever Wonder if Real Life is an MMO like WoW?

#0 - March 19, 2009, 11:02 p.m.
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Sometimes when I'm playing Wow, I sit back and think, how much different is this then my real life and could it be possible that we are all "toons" in a much bigger MMO?

Our jobs are our daily quests, they pay us money instead of gold.

We cook and the more we cook the better we get at it, thus allowing us to cook and prepare more complex meals.

Some of us are hunters and we use bows and guns to hunt for animals which in turn we skin and cook their meat for food.

Some of us are tailors in real life, we make shirts and boots, and shoes.

We use Ebay as our Auction House, we list things and sell them and when we buy things they come to us in the mail.

A lot of us live in major cities but we all live in different cities (which have the same auction house via Ebay).

We like to collect vanity pets (dogs, kittens, hamsters) and we like to have different mounts (cars) to get around in.

Life is really just an giant expansion pack of WoW if you think about it.



#2 - March 19, 2009, 11:06 p.m.
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Grinding player rep on the forums can be very daunting. Just give me the +$$$ enchant to pay check already!
#11 - March 19, 2009, 11:19 p.m.
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Direct me to the "cancel account" page, then. This is a crappy MMO if I ever saw one.

Your reason for cancellation should be directed to a special hotline beforehand.
#34 - March 20, 2009, 12:03 a.m.
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I'm pretty sure right clicking and inspecting would get me slapped in certain situations...

Whelplings need thicker undergarments.
#85 - March 20, 2009, 2:04 a.m.
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Drink a Power-C Naked Juice
#94 - March 20, 2009, 2:22 a.m.
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So why won't the Blizzard Guild accept my applications? Is my gear not epic enough? =(

Your epics are fine, you just never equip anything.
#102 - March 20, 2009, 2:53 a.m.
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You have to apply for the right job Es!

Just like Zarhym you have to work from the ground up.

Why not start where he started at Blizz HQ? Janitors are in high demand!

No they're not! I post on the forums for some overtime, but I still put my tooth brush to good use.

Eseten no take my jurb!