Blizzard owes us all!

#0 - Sept. 2, 2006, 10:32 a.m.
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That's right. I think Blizzard owes all 6.5 million customers. What do they owes us all? You owe use all cheezecake. Please have it sent a.s.a.p please. Thank you.
#39 - Sept. 3, 2006, 1:25 a.m.
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I'm not sure I want to give you any of my cheesecake.

*munches on cheesecake*
#49 - Sept. 3, 2006, 7:17 a.m.
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"Cheesecake or death?"
"Uh... cheesecake, please."
"Well, we're out of cheesecake! We only had three bits, and we didn't expect such a rush! So what'll it be?"
"What, so my choice is, 'or death'?"
#56 - Sept. 3, 2006, 7:28 a.m.
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Q u o t e:
Heh... she called you "Sir."


Indeed. Apparently, she didn't get the memo that I am now to be referred to only as "His Feathered Eminence."

Also: http://wow.blupp.net/item.php?id=311147
#60 - Sept. 3, 2006, 7:33 a.m.
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[2. Trade] - WTB [Explosive Cheesecake], SELL IT TO ME!!!! /cry I can't level my cooking skill! They don't trust me with ovens! Or Toasters! And god forbid they let me near the fridge again! *shudders*


[Explosive Cheesecake] is Soulbound, nub. :P
#66 - Sept. 3, 2006, 7:42 a.m.
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How rude. Calling your fans nubs. That isn't nice His Feathered Eminence.


Barolas knows I have naught but Moonkin love for him. :P
#70 - Sept. 3, 2006, 7:44 a.m.
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Q u o t e:
Innervate plz.


Innervate a hunter? I believe the ancient Sanskrit term is "Roffle." :P
#89 - Sept. 3, 2006, 8:08 p.m.
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Q u o t e:
Pav just called me on my bananaphone and told me he is not on a break now, he is actually in the Blue storeroom packing boxes of Cheezecake to send to all the customers.


Heed not these malicious lies -- the cheesecake is mine!

Who wants a piece? And I don't mean cheesecake. *makes taunting gesture*
#94 - Sept. 3, 2006, 8:14 p.m.
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Q u o t e:
You deserve all that will come to you in due time.


Yes... like all the cheesecake in Azeroth! *cackles*
#99 - Sept. 3, 2006, 8:42 p.m.
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Q u o t e:
I have a wisdom tooth growing in and it hurts really REALLY badly. Please gimme a cheesecake to soothe the pain. >.<


You receive loot: [Pavonum Praline Ice Cream].
#102 - Sept. 3, 2006, 8:46 p.m.
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Q u o t e:
You realise that the praline will hurt right?


Err... that wasn't my intent at all, Moonkin's honour... *whistles innocently*
#109 - Sept. 3, 2006, 12:32 p.m.
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Q u o t e:
I am disappointed.


But why? :(
#113 - Sept. 4, 2006, 1:39 a.m.
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Q u o t e:
Pav, have you ever had a meat pie?

It has recently come to my attention that Seppos dont know what a meat pie is and the idea is somewhat laughable to you...

And btw, do you take offence at me reffering to you as a seppo? it is not said in a derogatory way. But its not the intent its the subjective view of the intended that matters.


I can't say I've ever had the, uh, "pleasure" of eating a meat pie. If it's anything like chicken pot pie, I doubt I'd be a fan; pastries should be sweet, if you ask me. As for calling me a "seppo," I had to look it up. Did you know it's a shortening for "septic tank"? It's not a very nice thing to call me. :(
#118 - Sept. 4, 2006, 2:15 a.m.
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Q u o t e:
She made some toast and had heard that Vegemite was nice.


We're happy little vegemites
as bright as bright can be,
we all enjoy our Vegemite
for breakfast, lunch, and tea
our mummies say we're growing stronger
every single week
because we love our Vegemite
we all enjoy our Vegemite
it puts a rose in every cheek.
#121 - Sept. 4, 2006, 2:20 a.m.
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Pav gains +1 Reputation with CSF SF Baron Nixar


Woo! What are the faction rewards? :D
#126 - Sept. 4, 2006, 2:29 a.m.
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Q u o t e:
Oh, Pavonum, I was curious, did you create that blupp.com cheesecake item?


I can neither confirm nor deny those allegations. ;)
#132 - Sept. 4, 2006, 3:40 a.m.
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I have cravings for lammingtons now... /cry


Do you celebrate National Lamington Day?
#143 - Sept. 4, 2006, 7:29 a.m.
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Q u o t e:
I'm really starting to get upset here. His Featherd Eminence is making life very difficult.


You receive loot: [Moonberry Cheesecake]. Equipping this item will bind it to you. :D
#146 - Sept. 4, 2006, 8:01 p.m.
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Q u o t e:
Blupp it plz!


Ask and ye shall receive: http://wow.blupp.net/item.php?id=311842