"Deeps"

#0 - March 9, 2009, 6:33 p.m.
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Why did people start saying "deeps" instead of dps?

Gets annoying in raids, I keep thinking they're telling me to use deep wounds. Then I'm like, wtf, it's passive.
#12 - March 9, 2009, 6:55 p.m.
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Originally there was the great Deep that defined damage!! Everybody who has witnessed this creature in action has been forever changed to being a minion of this powerful being, they are all called Deeps.
#29 - March 9, 2009, 7:06 p.m.
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I should report you for trolling.. but I can't.


Hey now, if people need a reason, I'll give it to them. Don't try and deny the power of Deep.
#41 - March 9, 2009, 7:17 p.m.
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Deep has no power over me!


You're just kidding yourself at this point.

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Why not?

I did, and I got these shiny new boots!


Are they purple???

It must have been a Deeps and not the actual Deep if there was a fight over them.
#49 - March 9, 2009, 7:27 p.m.
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Deeps, Dips, I hate those terms. Stop trying to be cool and simply say DPS.


Hey shoots. (randomly changing the name of things is awesome!)

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Actually, they're a matte black.

And I wouldn't call it a fight. More like... an exhibition.


Sounds like you got out lucky. I was worried you were being hunted as we typed!
#61 - March 9, 2009, 8:12 p.m.
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That's pretty deep, Bornakk.....

*DUCK*


/shoe throw

Q u o t e:
I think Bornakk may be drunk


My typing is much too clean to be drunk.

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Let come what may, I AM READY!


You are not prepared.
#65 - March 9, 2009, 8:21 p.m.
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*OUCH!*

HE'S REPRESSING ME! HE'S REPRESSING ME!

LOOK!

Now we see the violence inherent in the system!

Edit: Btw..what's the DPS on those shoes?


Bloody peasant .... ? >_>

DPS: Lowest hit = higher than effective health

Q u o t e:
wooo got a reply!

and riiiiight, spellchecker helps me when i terrorize my myspace friends at 4am after the bar, I'm sure it could help you too


I would never bother with such a fancy shamcy tool like a spellchecker.
#75 - March 9, 2009, 8:55 p.m.
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Deeps > you


No. Deep > you.

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Throughout all of this, I wonder: Is he doing this from his home or from his cube?

If the latter, I wonder what his immediate superior would think about how he spends his time.....

^_^


Who are you?
#88 - March 9, 2009, 9:49 p.m.
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I believe this is the "Deep" Bornakk is talking about:
http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Ner%27zhul&n=Deep

Duz I win the cookie nao?


Obviously, duh.

Q u o t e:

Your immediate inferior.


On snap.
#97 - March 9, 2009, 10:11 p.m.
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Bornakk, your such a troll sometimes.


I'm a troll when I talk with people and goof around, I'm a jerk when I don't reply to things. Pick your poison. :)

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Can we start "The cult of the deeps?"


Cult of the Deep.
#105 - March 9, 2009, 10:27 p.m.
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I am Deep and I approve of this thread.


I honestly expected a level 1 to do this first.
#122 - March 9, 2009, 11:36 p.m.
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I have a monopoly on all Deeps. I currently control 98.3% of all Deeps in existence, the chances of an uncontrolled level 1 Deep posting is slim to none.


I am not surprised, such is the power of Deep.
#125 - March 10, 2009, midnight
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This thread is ridiculous, there is no Deep!


Blasphemy!
#141 - March 10, 2009, 12:49 a.m.
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World Of Warcraft, Wrath of the Deep!


This would be the hardcore mode so if you character dies, ever, it gets deleted. Don't mess with Deep.
#148 - March 10, 2009, 1:22 a.m.
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Bornakk. You must answer. Saurfang vs. Deep. Who. Will. Win.


Deep.
#151 - March 10, 2009, 1:35 a.m.
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Bornakk. You must answer. Hogger vs. Deep. Who. Will. Win.


Deep.

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There is the possibility that Deep = Saurfang.


Deep > Saurfang.

Deep. There, I think I said it enough for a day, adios.



...



Deep > You.