OT: <Insert witty title here>

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Can't put up with my parents anymore.

Oh, to be a kid again. =P

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What's a "pesophile"?

Someone who really loves Mexican currency?

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Well brush your hair if its all fuzzy. lol :P


EDIT:

Morning Orlyia, Hows you tonight?

Morning dear,

Doing well, it's Friday :)

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Wait, it's Friday? When did that happen?!?

Ummm, at midnight?

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Hi all this is driving me nuts been trying to figure out Thunderwulf's signature for awhile (I am a lurker on the CSF boards). It has probably been asked before or is something most people know, but I can not figure it out.

Also have a good day all now off to work /sigh

Irra

You mean what does PEBKAC stand for?

Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair.

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...Decky spelled my name wrong :/

...and fixed it before you even made this post. :P

Unrelated:

I want a bike. A Cervelo RS would be nice.

Yes, I know, I'm a cat...

All I get are invisible bikes =(.

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bike fan

Really? What are you riding these days?

I want a sub-surface wave motion kinetic energy collector array for my island =(. We've already got solar, geothermal, and wind.

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1200cc Harley Davidson Sportster....ok, so technically I am just cleaning it in my garage till I get my medical stuff under control. But man, is it shiny!

That has a motor though!

Cheating, imo.

While there are no doubt well informed opinions here, it's probably a better course to stray away from politically charged topics guys.

Sorry to rain on the conversation, but such topics can rapidly devolve.

New topic:

Nourish me and I will thrive, my life is measured by this.
With bleeding skies I will die, I shun the river's kiss.

What am I?

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A flame.

Correct!

The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.

What is it?

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Much too easy, kitty =P

Edit: so someone else can have a chance to answer.

Hahah, well, I'll take that as the answer. The answer, of course, being the letter 'e'.

Okay, let's see...

Large as a mountain, small as a pea,
Endlessly drifting in a waterless sea.

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I am going to guess air.

Nope!

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Almost everyone sees me without noticing me, for what is beyond is what he or she seeks.

Pff, I see right through you =P.

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The end of your nose.

I think I know the answer to this one, and I'm pretty sure this isn't it.

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A cloud.

I like this so much, I'll take it - but I was thinking asteroid.

A poor wanderer is abducted by a wicked unseelie court of faeries to be tried for their sport. He is allowed to make a final statement, after which he will be hung if the statement is false or will be be-headed if the statement is true. The faeries are bound by this law. The wanderer makes his final statement and is released by the fae.

What did he say?

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With pointed fangs I sit in wait,
With piercing force I dole out fate,
Over bloodless victims I proclaim my might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.

I'm going to call that a 'staple'.

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Nothing.

Nope, he is compelled to speak, but what does he say?

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Everything I say is a lie?

Nope! That's good thinking though.

For the first, I'm thinking something like a cigarette.

I'm stumped by the second. I was thinking path (like street or sidewalk), but paths can be the brown of earth, or the green of grass.

On that note:

The one who built me doesn't want me
The one who gets me doesn't use me
The one who uses me doesn't know it

Who am I?

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I'm one of you.

Nope: He said, "You will hang me." If they hang him, then the statement is true (which it cannot be if they wish to hang him). If they behead him, the statement is false (which it cannot be if they wish to leave him with one less head). Left with no recourse, the frustrated fae free him.

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You come to a path way with two identical doors, one door leads to death, the other to riches. They are guarded by identical guardians, but one guard always lies, and one always tells the truth. You get to ask one question to figure out which way to go. What do you ask?

I ask a random guard: "If I ask the other guard which path lies to riches, what will he say?"

If I ask the lying guard, he can't say what the truth telling guard would really tell me, so he'll indicate the path leading to death.

If I ask the truthful guard, he'll tell me what the lying guard would say, which is the path leading to death.

Both responses would lead to the path I don't want to take.

I then take the opposite path =).

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Too slow kitty! /head scritches
It's ok, I love you anyway.

It's a page or two back.

I showed my work though =(.

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What stinks while living, but in death, smells good?

Cooking livestock? Pigs, Cows, etc. become delicious pork, beef, and whatnot.

Okay:

Congratulations! You're a contestant on The Mice is Right, with your host, Malkorix.

There are three doors on the Mice is Right; behind two of them are feeble furry mice, and behind one door is a leet set of the best epic loots available.

You pick a door, then I, the host, Malkorix, open one of the other doors to reveal a pitifully squeaking mouse. Then I offer you the option to pick the door you didn't select at first.

Should you do so, or should you stick with the door you originally selected? If you switch, why should you switch?

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I am as light as a feather yet no man can hold me for long. What is am I?

Aww...

A breath =).

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There once was an evil wizard. He took 3 woman from their homes and turned them into rose bushes that looked exactly alike. He put them in his garden. One of the woman had a husband and children and begged the wizard to let her see them. He agreed. At night, he brought the woman to her house. In the morning he came and took her home. One day the husband decided to go rescue her. So he snuck into the wizard's garden. He looked and looked at the 3 identical rose bushes trying to figure out which could be his wife. Suddenly, he knew the answer and he took his wife home. How did he know which rose bush was his wife?

When I figured this one out, it was stated 'That morning, her husband took the opportunity to go rescue her'. It's an important detail =).

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I'd like to say door three, but I'll wait my turn.

So, is that a door you're switching to, and if so, why are you switching?

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What has wheels and flies, but isn't a plane?

Some helicopters. =P

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I'd stick with my original door. I don't trust mouse loving feelines :P

Then you should look up the Monty Hall Problem - a popular wiki has a good explanation of it =).

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What has wheels and flies, but isn't a plane?

A garbage truck.

Or Vrakthris in a chariot.