Dual Spec (:D)

#2 - Feb. 24, 2009, 8:02 p.m.

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There was unrest in the forums,
There was trouble in the game,
For the casuals wanted cheaper dual-specs
And the Devs ignored their pleas.

The trouble with the Casuals,
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the hardcores are just too elitist
And they stay up day and night
But the hardcores can't help their feelings
Because casuals ruin games.
And they wonder why the casuals
Can't be happy with their game.

There was trouble in the forums,
And the posters all had fled,
As the casuals screamed "Oppression!"
And the hardcores just shake their heads

So the casuals formed a union
And demanded equal rights.
"The Hardcores are just too greedy;
We will make them give us gold."
Now there's no more casual oppression,
For they passed a brand new patch,
And the gamers are all kept equal
By nerfing them to scratch.

#20 - Feb. 24, 2009, 8:36 p.m.

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Best I could come up with in between work and forums :-)

And the Devs who hold high places
Must be the ones who start
To patch a new reality
Closer to the hearth
Closer to the hearth
The MVPs and the Mods
Reflect it in their smart
They forge their community
Closer to the hearth
Closer to the hearth

Raiders and Casuals
Each must know his part
To sow a new mentality
Closer to the hearth
Closer to the hearth
You can be the leader
I will ghetto the hearth
Grouping into PvP
Closer to the hearth

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Red Deathcharger