Eyonix would you ever fight me

#0 - Feb. 21, 2009, 12:18 a.m.
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at blizzcon, you think you're so tough on the forums its funny.
#8 - Feb. 21, 2009, 12:25 a.m.
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I will only fight you if you're age 12 or younger. Also, you're not allowed to be one of those really big twelve year olds.
#26 - Feb. 21, 2009, 12:31 a.m.
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I'll be on site to verify that the opponent is a minor, not yet a teenager, and below 5 feet tall.
#40 - Feb. 21, 2009, 12:52 a.m.
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eyonix u suck at pvp post your main, and play me on the tourney realm and ill burn your unibrow in half


Hey, that's not fair my single eyebrow helps keep a small portion of my lower forehead warm on cold winter nights.
#48 - Feb. 21, 2009, 12:56 a.m.
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more likely friend/another cm


I wish it were true. This individual actually exists in some part of the world and has learned to operate a computer.
#55 - Feb. 21, 2009, 12:59 a.m.
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GOOD ONE
haha
s!ke not funny
you are afraid to 3's me on the tourney realm KEEP DODGING KID


It's impossible, you'd need two friends.
#86 - Feb. 21, 2009, 1:19 a.m.
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Uh-oh, it's branching out to your mom threats.

I think this may be getting serious. They've probably noticed him missing from home by now.


I think they probably moved already.
#124 - Feb. 21, 2009, 1:41 a.m.
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Dear Tmas,

We enjoyed your spirit. May the many other areas of the internet serve you well. We can only hope that fate is not cruel and one day you might meet another who is like you and you can finally be understood.

PS If that should happen, give them the note from your doctor that will help them to understand your, you know "quirks".
#139 - Feb. 21, 2009, 1:47 a.m.
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i can just imagine the amount of laughter in the blizz offices right now......

heh...
#147 - Feb. 21, 2009, 1:50 a.m.
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Every time I come back to this thread I see another account name in red.
#151 - Feb. 21, 2009, 1:52 a.m.
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Every time I come back to this thread I see another account name in red.


Your next skull. :D

#164 - Feb. 21, 2009, 1:55 a.m.
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Your next skull. :D


You're*

Just think about it. This is why you need me around.
#171 - Feb. 21, 2009, 1:55 a.m.
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You're*

Just think about it. This is why you need me around.


Thank you. You are a good friend, and extremely helpful.
#172 - Feb. 21, 2009, 1:55 a.m.
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Or the three posters after him.

Nothing's true unless it's in blue.

Edit: FIRST!
#178 - Feb. 21, 2009, 1:56 a.m.
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FIRST
#198 - Feb. 21, 2009, 2:01 a.m.
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And they don't delete my posts for firsts either.


I had to remove some posts. It was most unfortunate.
#218 - Feb. 21, 2009, 2:05 a.m.
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Eyonix is drunk-posting.


There it is!

I believe my actual existence is intoxicated.
#221 - Feb. 21, 2009, 2:05 a.m.
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Eyonix is drunk-posting.

lol
#317 - Feb. 21, 2009, 2:38 a.m.
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why is blizzard so bad at everything they do lmfao!

We want to make sure there's a place for you in the world. Apparently that means we must foster your hatred for us.

By the way, we have multiple ways of verifying who you are, regardless of the account you're posting with. You may end up with no accounts that retain access to the forums, but at least we know you can 3-box an arena team.
#383 - Feb. 21, 2009, 3:01 a.m.
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Blizzard, gj even tho you banned like 500 accounts it was fun. high 5 eyonix, and the skull guy idk what ur name is. one day well meet again

may your lips never dull

You should just email me a list of accounts so I can ban them from the forums and go home. :p
#392 - Feb. 21, 2009, 3:04 a.m.
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are you seriously mad? i was bored and just wanted to get the forums excited. cmon man cheer^ you have a hot wife to see at home

You're the guy who lives across from me, window blinds always open, with a stripper pole in his living room who always stares out at people, aren't you?
#409 - Feb. 21, 2009, 3:08 a.m.
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why are you looking back?

Can you ever not look when you see a pole installed in the middle of a carpeted room for seemingly no other reason?
#500 - Feb. 21, 2009, 3:48 a.m.
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last buahaha!

orly?