General Forum Compulsion Disorder

#0 - Feb. 9, 2009, 11:50 p.m.
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Top 10 ways you know you are spending too much time on the WOW General Forums.

10. Your girlfriend is complaining that you don’t spend enough time listening to her feelings, you respond with, “QQ MOAR!!”

9. You print out an ASCII face-palm, frame it, and hang it on your wall. You then proceed to tell everyone it is modern art.

8. You respond to a work email, with a cut and paste of an earlier part of the same email and simply type “^^THIS^^”

7. You call someone a “troll” at a bar because he is talking to your girlfriend.

6. You start telling your friends to Learn2… in normal life, “Hey Joe, Learn2Putt, that was only a three footer”

5. You start highlighting things you feel important in blue.

4. You actually feel bad for the Blizzard CM’s that have to put up with the WOW community, and start a fund to support their post traumatic stress disorders.

3. You convince your girlfriend to name her new pet after your favorite CM. “Honey, really…the name Eyonix is a great name for a cat”

2. You would rather be reading the general forums, then playing WOW.

1. You read all of the above, and could picture yourself doing them.
#6 - Feb. 10, 2009, 12:02 a.m.
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Q u o t e:


8. You respond to a work email, with a cut and paste of an earlier part of the same email and simply type “^^THIS^^”



Wait, I'm not supposed to do that?
#20 - Feb. 10, 2009, 12:12 a.m.
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I'd name my cat Eyonix.