You're a boss in WoW. How do I kill you?

#0 - Jan. 27, 2009, 3:49 a.m.

I would have a random enrage timer set off by really random and insignificant things. Top guilds internationally would be engrossed in combat logs, trying to figure it out. The thing is, it's different EVERY TIME. Here would be some stuff that would annoy/enrage me and what I would say:

Holy paladin: "WHY DIDN'T YOU SPEC INTO KINGS? IT'S IN YOUR COOKIE CUTTER SPEC!"
Warrior: "DON'T USE BATTLE SHOUT AT THE BEGINNING IF YOU DON'T INTEND TO RESHOUT EVERY 2 MINUTES! IT OVERRIDES THE BoM YOU FOOL!"
Hunter: "WHY DO YOU RAID WITH A WOLF? YOU DARE DEFY DORIUM?!"

and my favorite:
Warlock: "GOOD THING YOU'RE NOT IN AN ARENA RIGHT NOW! MUAHAHAHA!"

When you pull aggro: "Are you kidding me?"
When I'm defeated: "See you in a week, new strat!"

And you would need at least 1000 insult resist, if you get critted by an insult about your weight or annoying habits, it automatically deletes your characters, no restoration option.

My main attack? Ignoring everyone and everything. The tank keeps trying to pick up aggro, but I don't really care. I ignore all taunts, damage, and debuffs. You see, when I do this, it puts a debuff on you:

Cold Shoulder: Reduces movement speed by 300%, inflicts 500000 damage per second.
Undispellable, of course.

I work neither for Arthas nor Illidan. I work for Nikos, the ret.

One may ask, "But Dor, how do I kill you? lawl"
Simple: 40 lolsmite priests. My pity for them would eventually descrease my hp by 99% and armor by 100%. Those poor guys.

What about yourself?

Nethaera

#137 - Jan. 27, 2009, 11:19 p.m.

Q u o t e:
I would have a random enrage timer set off by really random and insignificant things. Top guilds internationally would be engrossed in combat logs, trying to figure it out. The thing is, it's different EVERY TIME. Here would be some stuff that would annoy/enrage me and what I would say:

Holy paladin: "WHY DIDN'T YOU SPEC INTO KINGS? IT'S IN YOUR COOKIE CUTTER SPEC!"
Warrior: "DON'T USE BATTLE SHOUT AT THE BEGINNING IF YOU DON'T INTEND TO RESHOUT EVERY 2 MINUTES! IT OVERRIDES THE BoM YOU FOOL!"
Hunter: "WHY DO YOU RAID WITH A WOLF? YOU DARE DEFY DORIUM?!"

and my favorite:
Warlock: "GOOD THING YOU'RE NOT IN AN ARENA RIGHT NOW! MUAHAHAHA!"

When you pull aggro: "Are you kidding me?"
When I'm defeated: "See you in a week, new strat!"

And you would need at least 1000 insult resist, if you get critted by an insult about your weight or annoying habits, it automatically deletes your characters, no restoration option.

My main attack? Ignoring everyone and everything. The tank keeps trying to pick up aggro, but I don't really care. I ignore all taunts, damage, and debuffs. You see, when I do this, it puts a debuff on you:

Cold Shoulder: Reduces movement speed by 300%, inflicts 500000 damage per second.
Undispellable, of course.

I work neither for Arthas nor Illidan. I work for Nikos, the ret.

One may ask, "But Dor, how do I kill you? lawl"
Simple: 40 lolsmite priests. My pity for them would eventually descrease my hp by 99% and armor by 100%. Those poor guys.

What about yourself?

Bring your fire resist gear and know that you will never truly defeat me. After all, I am invincible! ;)

Nethaera

#146 - Jan. 27, 2009, 11:28 p.m.

Q u o t e:

Come on Neth, I've seen you RP before (oh and let's not forget that night of LARP we had back in High School), you can do better than that!

Not that I have anything against those that LARP, but I have never done this. However, it's true I've done better on the RP front.

Also, children are not allowed to spitblow the candle out! ewww

Nethaera

#154 - Jan. 27, 2009, 11:32 p.m.

Q u o t e:
We shall engage in a battle of wits.

I will challenge each individual raid member, at random, to a rapid fire round of trivia questions.

If you fail to answer a question correctly, I get your shoes.

"What is your favorite color?" will surely do most of them in right off.

Nethaera

#168 - Jan. 27, 2009, 11:45 p.m.

Q u o t e:

Somebody's been watching too much Monty Python.

There is no such thing as "too much" Monty Python. :)