#1 - Sept. 15, 2014, 4:40 p.m.
There is no Emperor Shaohao. He's just Lord Illidan. Would Shaohao really ask you to kill 20 beautiful pink cranes a day for his amusement? I doubt it.
There is no Pandaria. Anywhere that far south would be frozen. It's just some Hellfire pit where you're being brainwashed.
There are no sha. These are the people trying to rescue us.
There is no halfhill market. There is no farm. You are growing imps and demons and fel orcs from pods.
There is no Timeless Isle. This is where you get sent back to your own land to slaughter your friends and allies and think it's some Timeless isle.
There are no Aspects. No Chi-Ji, no Xuen, no Yu-Lon, no Nizuao. They're just the greatest four demons. Don't believe me? During their fights they yell in bloody Demonic!!!
How do I know all this? Dew of Eternal morning can be skinned. It's blood. You are bathing in blood. Great Pandaren Banquets come out of snake stomachs, from partially-digested meals. They're not banquets; they're the entrails of your former friends and allies, and you're feasting on them in order to empower demons.
Great Pandaren Banquets are not food. Dog hunter pets (who eat everything that is food) don't like that food. They're humanoid entrails. Only the hunter pets see the truth.
Edit: This is a little shameless but I'm asking for upvotes on wowhead as well, on my comments on the Dew of Eternal Morning and Great Pandaren Banquet items. Why? So they'll get top comment and people can see the truth for expansions to come. Everything is explained with links so the proof is right there at the click of a mouse. It's also a bit about wowhead itself. I'm a very good contributor of information but the ads on wowhead are a drain, and my computer won't run both wowhead and WoW at once. If I can get to the point of no ads, I can work harder to put information up as I find it, rather than having to close the game to open wowhead.
