OT:We can make it faster,bettter, stronger

#0 - Jan. 15, 2009, 5:05 p.m.
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The Bionic Thread!

(Sorry about that ya'll)
#82 - Jan. 15, 2009, 6:35 p.m.
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Fit this into the mechanical sanctum
gears precisely measured, oily smooth
Click, click, click whirr snap spring
bolts of aether, infant lightnings.

It wakes in its womb
beneath city streets clockwork blooms
into life, a flower with thorns
of steel and strong strong roots of iron.

We shed cobblestones like a blanket.

Gaslights shatter amidst panicked screams
Big Ben makes a fine coatrack.
My associate and I stroll through London streets
My feet crushing pedals, his crushing taxis.

Twist this lever to bow, and greet the house,
with a hiss of steam and a green deathray beam
"HOW DO YOU DO?" He asks, voice in brass.
Parliament is now out of session.

Blueprints were a backdrop for my cringing shadow
They said "You're a fool, a mad man!", that faceless sea
of tophats and frowns, topcoats and pounds.
I said I would show them. I would show them all.
And we did. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. HA HA HA HA

#85 - Jan. 15, 2009, 6:47 p.m.
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Q u o t e:
So Mal, was that about Reythur?


Hahahah, he wishes =).

Rey is a feisty, but tiny robot.

Lord Addlington Steamwerk Mark VIII, on the other hand, is a figure of grace, elegance and great stature. Brass, steel, tesla coils, hydraulic pistons and oak paneling too.
#115 - Jan. 15, 2009, 8:06 p.m.
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Can I have some [Warm Fuzzies] too? Minus the Fuzzies? ;-)


Uh, I guess I can try to only eat the [Fuzzy] part =/.
#155 - Jan. 15, 2009, 9:23 p.m.
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/builds brick wall



/smashes face against brick wall


why do we even try to help people?


Please don't let the hostility get to you =(.

It's very easy to remember those that react with sarcasm or anger, and all too easy to forget the 'thank yous' and gratitude.
#168 - Jan. 15, 2009, 9:33 p.m.
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Thanks for the heads up, Davy-boy -- I swear I can read time most of the time. ;)

/salute
#227 - Jan. 15, 2009, 10:55 p.m.
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Good evening, ladies.
#350 - Jan. 16, 2009, 3:30 a.m.
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As long as I'm not being thrown again, that's quite alright. ^^;

*straps Barolas to the catapult*

Shhh, it'll be okay.
#427 - Jan. 16, 2009, 4:39 a.m.
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Davejohnsan - Redline!!!
#437 - Jan. 16, 2009, 4:48 a.m.
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Q u o t e:


wut

*gets out his "I ♥ Auryk" T-Shirt*


You were not the reason I locked that thread, Dave. No need to worry. :0)

Q u o t e:
*sigh*


What's wrong, buddy ol pal, ol pal ol buddy?
#441 - Jan. 16, 2009, 4:51 a.m.
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__Another Redline__

*cough*
#448 - Jan. 16, 2009, 4:55 a.m.
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Q u o t e:
Bye


Psh! Fine!!!! Don't say hi to me.... :0P

Night, mate.

Q u o t e:
I will be off to see Wicked the musical this weekend with my wife and son to celebrate his 20th birthday (and a late indulgence for my 50th a couple of weeks ago)


/steals ticket

I haven’t had a chance to go see that yet. I know most of the music, but haven’t actually seen it on stage. :0/ I’ll have to be sure to drag Vrak along with me next time its showing out here.

Q u o t e:
Q u o t e:
__Another Redline__

*cough*

Kek!!!
#454 - Jan. 16, 2009, 5:01 a.m.
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I haven’t had a chance to go see that yet. I know most of the music, but haven’t actually seen it on stage. :0/ I’ll have to be sure to drag Vrak along with me next time its showing out here.


Drag? I'll be pushing you to hurry.