Memorable things GM's Have Said

Ever have a strange run in with a GM that just sort of leaves a smile on your face? Or turns your stomach? Or confuses you? Share your stories here! Please include the content of your GM ticket so we know what's going on.
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Me: Why do the mobs in ragefire chasms not die when I mind control them into the lava?
GM: You see (priest), the troggs of ragefire chasms bathe their babies in lava, and they gain a natural immunity to it! You never know, with the right gear maybe someday you too will be lava-resistant!
Me: O.o

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Me: *puts in GM ticket*
GM intro: (GM's name) sneaks up quietly behind you and licks you on the ear before speaking, "Hello (name), how may I be of service today?"
Me: O_o

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Me: *has resolved GM ticket*
GM: And please remember to submit a GM survey! If I get enough good reviews, I can get a rollerskating pony for my office crew!

*several months later, on a different GM ticket*

Me: *after resolving GM ticket* So how'd that rollerskatting pony work out?
GM #2: HOW'D YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?! :O

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Those are just some of my favorites! SHare some of your funny or amazing GM stories here!