Stop riding Bronze Drakes.

#0 - Jan. 7, 2009, 12:02 a.m.
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Yes, I'm talking to you; I'm talking to you and the vast majority of the level eighty population. You're for some reason proud of your Bronze Drake and ride it everywhere.

Well here's news for you: it's not difficult to get a Bronze Drake. In fact, it's laughably easy, and everybody has one. Even everybody's mothers have Bronze Drakes. I wouldn't be surprised if their grandmothers and extended relatives had Bronze Drakes, too. You're not special for riding a Bronze Drake.

On top of that, they're ugly. They are so very, very ugly. There is no semblance of beauty in Bronze Drakes. There is no hint of coolness in Bronze Drakes. Yes, they're dragons. No, that doesn't make them cool. I would, in fact, place them lower on the list than the regular old epic Wyverns or Gryphons.

So unless you're a radical conformist, and the idea of being different scares the living crap out of you, why are you riding a Bronze Drake?

Stop riding Bronze Drakes.
#54 - Jan. 7, 2009, 12:55 a.m.
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Just because you got a Bronze Drake before me doesn't mean you are the only person who should fly one. ;-)