My main character is now infertile!

#0 - Dec. 18, 2008, 6:02 p.m.

Posting on an alt to protect my main from the shame of infertility.

So, I hop on over to the Oracles to pick up the dailies, I haven't been doing them regularly so haven't seen all of the dailies yet. Well, what do you know, they hand me a didgeridoo and tell me to go play on mountaintops. Not thinking about it, I went on ahead and did it. After completing the quest, I started thinking, "Wasn't there some big to-do recently about Nicole Kidman playing a didgeridoo." A quick google search and I find this article: http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24286566-12377,00.html

My main is female!! Oh no!

Now my main is cursed to be forever barren! I'm here to petition Blizzard to put a warning label on the text for the didgeridoo. "My cause infertility in females." Like a fool I went and played the didgeridoo not knowing the possible consequences. And I am cursed just as Nicole Kidman and Lisa Simpson are.

Don't let this happen to you! Don't play the didgeridoo if your character is female!

-Aquafeather

P.S. Don't you just like saying the word Didgeridoo?

P.P.S. Didgeridoo!

Nethaera

#6 - Dec. 18, 2008, 6:11 p.m.

Q u o t e:
Posting on an alt to protect my main from the shame of infertility.

So, I hop on over to the Oracles to pick up the dailies, I haven't been doing them regularly so haven't seen all of the dailies yet. Well, what do you know, they hand me a didgeridoo and tell me to go play on mountaintops. Not thinking about it, I went on ahead and did it. After completing the quest, I started thinking, "Wasn't there some big to-do recently about Nicole Kidman playing a didgeridoo." A quick google search and I find this article: http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,24286566-12377,00.html

My main is female!! Oh no!

Now my main is cursed to be forever barren! I'm here to petition Blizzard to put a warning label on the text for the didgeridoo. "My cause infertility in females." Like a fool I went and played the didgeridoo not knowing the possible consequences. And I am cursed just as Nicole Kidman and Lisa Simpson are.

Don't let this happen to you! Don't play the didgeridoo if your character is female!

-Aquafeather

P.S. Don't you just like saying the word Didgeridoo?

P.P.S. Didgeridoo!

Do not fear. These are not the same Didgeridoos. Any other genetic anomalies due to your Azerothian heritage are merely coincidence.

P.S. Didgeridoo

Nethaera

#17 - Dec. 18, 2008, 6:20 p.m.

Q u o t e:
My female 'friend' has gone through Gnomergan a few times now. Fertility? Hah.

An additional tip, don't drink any green water.