Who deserves to be the TOP dps class?

Out of the pure dps classes, who deserves top?

Rogues will argue that because they can't do anything else, and that they're melee they do.

Mages and Warlocks argue that because they have low survivability, aka "glass cannons" they do.

Hunters might argue that because they have to manage their pet, and rely on it heavily they do.

So what about you? Who do you believe deserves the spot?



ps. Feel free to bust out the math, but please TRY to keep this as mature as possible.


Edit: Just to specify, lets talk about a Patchwerk style fight. Who deserves top?