#0 - Nov. 25, 2006, 4:14 p.m.
Well since we have so many answers we can now start a list.
Why are Dwarves so cool?
1 - Dwarves make undead warlocks vomit blood when we gank them
2 - Dwarves get to ride sheeps on steroids
3 - Dwarves look like mini vikings
4 - Dwarves are pimps
5 - Dwarves make people feel happy in their pants
6 - Dwarves talk like Scottish pirates
7 - Female Dwarves dance like Irish
8 - Dwarves are tall
9 - Dwarves like beer
10 - Dwarves look like George from Seinfeld
11 - Dwarves live in Dun Morogh (duh)
12 - Dwarves have beards and moustache
13 - Dwarves are straight up guys even if they're fat and chubby (or big boned as some would say)
14 - Dwarves have balls made of solid stone (thanks to stoneform)
15 - Dwarven females look like mini Irish people
16 - Dwarves haven't tried to destroy the world (yet)
17 - Dwarves' rounded curves are known to attract quite some attention from the females
18 - Dwarves have the best /sillys in the game
19 - Dwarves are short smelly old drunks and are proud of it
20 - Dwarven threads don't die!
21 - Without Dwarves the Alliance would never had an auction house the first months.
22 - Without Dwarves the Alliance would not have 4 races... no dwarves and the gnomes just all died.
23 - Without Dwarves the Alliance could never make shiny weapons and armor
24 - Without the Dwarves the Alliance would have been captured by the horde and put in internment camps.
25 - All female Dwarves look like Xena
26 - Dwarves are so short they don't get out of the shadows till 3pm.
27 - Dwarven pets are usualy taller than the actual dwarf, yet it wont %*%! around cause dwarves are badass
28 - The fact that this thread can attract a blue post is a testament to the coolness of Dwarves :-) (by Vaneras himself)
29 - Dwarf males are just tall enough to make a NE girl happy!
30 - Taurens can't stomp on them like they can with gnomes
31 - Dwarves make heat rise
32 - Cannibalizing a dwarf makes a Forsaken tipsy
33 - Dance emote to male dwarf look awsome
34 - Dwarves haveFearward, making them own as priests
Keep bringin' it!
