Zombie rhymes and jokes

Such a nice source of inpriration, 2 I just had on work are:

"I are tha zombie biting your ass, keeps me healthy but gives you a rash"


Zombie: "I'm not doomed, I'm hungry!!"


"I ate some brains in the morning, I ate some brains at night, and when I'm not eating brains, I very soon might"


Almost death zombie: "Brrraaaiiiiiinnssss brrraaaaiiiinnnsss brrraaaaaiiiinnnn"


Better to hold one brain in your hand, than another zombie eating your hands