Funny Real World Macros!

Me and my guild were talking silly macros one night, thought i'd create a topic so others could give their ideas :D

Some examples from the guild chat..

/s [nomod] Nag, Nag, Nag, Nag
/s [mod:flowers] Awwww your so sweet! /kiss

/skip Foreplay
/cast Sex

/s Honey will you do the dishes??
countered by
/ignore Wife
/use PC

this is just abit of fun......pleaase dont reply with anger..and if u feel angered then make us a real life macro to combat it :D